he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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