i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Your shirt... Was in my pants
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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