Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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