So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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