Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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