if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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