My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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