I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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