We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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