Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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