Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think I won the penis lottery.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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