Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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