yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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