If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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