Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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