haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I think people are normalizing furries
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