Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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