I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just found puke in my bra..
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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