He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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