I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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