i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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