I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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