cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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