I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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