I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I skipped work to stalk him.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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