You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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