am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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