can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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