i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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