i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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