think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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