Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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