have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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