My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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