I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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