tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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