my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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