either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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