Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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