Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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