accomplished twins. life is a go
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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