Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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