Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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