her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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