But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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