He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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