I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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