If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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