Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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