You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I need to calm my uterus...
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Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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